Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Tom Kaulitz


Tom Kaulitz was born on September 1, 1989 in Leipzig ten minutes before his identical twin brother, Bill. Tom has a preference for Gibson guitars and skanky groupies. He is also fond (at least when he's drunk) of calling out his brother on any perceived lies. Exhibit A: the "das ist gelogen" incident:

Tom has stated his musical influences to be Aerosmith and German hip-hop (e.g., Samy Deluxe). It is unclear whether he likes Bushido, who has publicly courted his brother. As for musical ability, he is an average rhythm guitar player -- nobody alive has ever witnessed Tom play a guitar solo that has more than four notes. In terms of singing ability, well, judge for yourself:

Tom is an enigma and, like Bill, has a very unique fashion sense. And by "unique" I mean bad. Unlike his brother, Tom is (or strives to be) overly-macho (compensating much?) and never misses an opportunity to boast about his sexual prowess.

Tom is currently not playing the guitar parts for the upcoming record busy recording the upcoming record with the other boys in a Hamburg studio.

As of today, Tom appears to have dyed his naturally dirty-blonde hair black and to have cut off his dreads significantly. Fan girls all around the world are currently keeping a vigil in hopes that this is all a bad joke on Tom's part.

Also known in the fandom as: Tow, Tomi, Thomas

Most Famous Quote: "Das ist gelogen! Gelogen!"

Trademarks: Getting groupies to sign non-disclosure agreements, international banging, herpes, coming up with Humping his guitar during the "Live Every Second" sing along.

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